What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 17:48

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.